- Of all my (many) disturbing personality traits, unbridled lust has gotten me into the most trouble.
- If I had to gain 10 pounds very quickly I would eat a whole roast suckling pig, with crackling, followed by a 12-inch (radius) pecan and pistachio nut pie with super-duper-double clotted creamy cream, all washed down with five or six pints of James Squires Amber Ale.
- In private I am bad-tempered, impatient, intolerant, resentful--a total jerk. In public I am calm, friendly (even warm), always reasonable, patient, tolerant, content--an all round great guy you'd be happy to introduce to your mother.
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