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cosmic rapture
kids, kidding, kidneys
JonJon Johnson and his gnaw-wegian friend, Gnawman, decided to ignaw their promise to JonJon’s father, Doctor Jonathan Johnson, not to enter the laboratory in the gnawth wing of the egnawmous old house where the Johnsons lived.
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meme selection
one more uncertainty principle for the road another uncertainty principle pukeworthy unspeakability music, maestro another way of nothingness absolutely relative, relatively absolute a fist in the face a length of Planck more at manic memes
The more time you waste, the less energetic you are. The more energy you have, the less time it takes you to do stuff.
yet another uncertainty principle
The more you know about who you are, the less you know about what you're doing (and vice versa)
The more you know about where you’re going, the less you know about where you are (and vice versa).
The acid reflux in my chest burns like the very fires of hell. No more beer for you young man!
Timothy Fartsucker was at a loss for words, which was hardly surprising given his ontology (pet rock).
Music is a mood mirror and an emotion engine.
Nothing matters is another way of saying everything matters equally.
Nothing matters. And absolute nothing-matters-ness absolutely doesn't matter. (Apologies to Lord Acton)
Say my purpose is to avoid being punched in the face. It's not wrong or bad if I go around punching people in the face. But it sure as hell will not serve my purpose because sooner or later one of those people is gonna punch me right back in the face.
How small is small? How big is big? How long is the longest Planck? All qualities (qualia, if you must) are relative.
strangest jobs in history
de-dagger: One who removes balls of dried shit from the fleece around the arseholes of sheep. A specialised agricultural discipline, the leading exponents in which hail mainly from Australia and New Zealand (where men are men and sheep are nervous).
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The Great Illusion
The Great Illusion This is an amazing site that everyone should see. Written in poetry that kind of clunks along, not the greatest, but it is the ideas that are worth partiaking of, and the artwork is truly awe inspiring. Do you yourself a favour
best things in life
- Longest ever wait in line? 45 minutes "on-hold" waiting to speak with Telstra customer service rep.
- Best things in life are free?" depends on definition of "best"--definitions vary from person to person--and on definition of "free" (which could mean "at no charge" in the monetary sense, or it could mean free of any and all encumbrances, monetary, emotional and/or otherwise. And not forgetting that definitions of "free" vary from person to person).
For some people, at some times, some things are free, and some of those free things are the best.- The day I attended an interview to test my suitablility for being admitted to university as an undergraduate student of architecture. My grades were more than good enough to qualify me for admittance. If only, during the panel interview, I had not answered "for the money" in response to the question "why do you want to be an archtect?". As it turned out I was refused admittance and went on to do a Bachelor of Arts degree. But to this day, some 35 very odd years later, I believe that some kind of dysfunctional karmic breakdown occured. I would have been a great architect, one of the greatest ever. It's amazing how one flippant remark can screw up a person's destiny.
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manic belated monday
- Of all my (many) disturbing personality traits, unbridled lust has gotten me into the most trouble.
- If I had to gain 10 pounds very quickly I would eat a whole roast suckling pig, with crackling, followed by a 12-inch (radius) pecan and pistachio nut pie with super-duper-double clotted creamy cream, all washed down with five or six pints of James Squires Amber Ale.
- In private I am bad-tempered, impatient, intolerant, resentful--a total jerk. In public I am calm, friendly (even warm), always reasonable, patient, tolerant, content--an all round great guy you'd be happy to introduce to your mother.
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