manic belated monday

• Of all my (many) disturbing personality traits, unbridled lust has gotten me into the most trouble.
• If I had to gain 10 pounds very quickly I would eat a whole roast suckling pig, with crackling, followed by a 12-inch (radius) pecan and pistachio nut pie with super-duper-double clotted creamy cream, all washed down with five or six pints of James Squires Amber Ale.
• In private I am bad-tempered, impatient, intolerant, resentful--a total jerk. In public I am calm, friendly (even warm), always reasonable, patient, tolerant, content--an all round great guy you'd be happy to introduce to your mother.

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The Satanic Scriptures

The Satanic Scriptures In its own words: "The Satanic Scriptures hands down the wit, wisdom and diabolical perspective of the Church of Satan’s High Priest, Magus Peter H. Gilmore. These essays, articles and diatribes have been collected from over twenty years of the High Priest’s writings for his infernal cabal, some first issued in the pages of publications available only to insiders. From the magic of toys to techniques of time travel, Magus Gilmore leads the reader down a Left-Hand Path where few will find what they expect.

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